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Old Lady story

  The Old Lady The story of a saviour A couple of days ago, I tripped on a ledge in a rush to get to my bus-stop and scrapped my knee. The scrape wasn’t too bad, but it was bleeding and stinging pretty bad. I wished that I could get a tissue or something like that so I could wet it with some water and wash the wound and stop the bleeding. I kept my hand on it to try clot the blot and stop the flow, but I wasn’t too successful. I came to the conclusion that I would just have to push through my bus ride and when I get to school, I would go to the sick bay and get my knee treated. I got on my bus and then, like an angle sent by God himself, there was an old lady. It is a general rule of thumb that old ladies have a bag, and it normally contains the following, a water bottle, hand sanitiser, a phone with a a really chunky case and most importantly, tissues. All I needed to do was go up to her and ask if she has any tissues and the conversation went as following. Me: “um, uh, excuse...
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Floor Gummy Bears

  Today I was riding on the bus with some friends as usual, but one thing was different, MY FRIENDS HAD SNACKS! While I was enjoying my gummy bear, I was unaware that the packet was tilting and a couple spilt on the floor. Because I am a grubby little human, I attempted to pick them all up using the ‘5 second rule’ but this inevitably failed and I only managed to pick up one. Three perfectly good gummy bears ruined and now my day shares the same status. (Not really)   (I tried to upload a photo here but blogger won’t let me šŸ˜¢)  
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Something Different: I got hissed at by a 4 year old

 Normally I exclusively write about what happens on my bus and/or my bus-stop but this event was just to absurd to not write about. A couple weeks ago, I was at a Dymocks ( Australian Barnes & Nobles ) and I saw this kid who was asking his mom for a Bluey book and I wanted to be nice and seem friendly so I walked over to say hi. When I got there and said hello, THE KID HISSED AT ME LIKE A CAT!  The absolute audacity of this kid ( who didn’t seem to be above the age of 4 by the way ) is insane and the worst part is, his mom ( who was right there ) didn’t do anything! I know, he might have just felt a bit overwhelmed by this absolute random coming up to him, but surely he didn’t have to hiss at me.  Anyway get out there and start reading more. It’s fun, I swear.
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The homeless man payed his bus fair

 There is this man on my bus that kinda looks like he's homeless. I say that because he cycles through the same 3 hoodies, wears the exact same pair of pants and his hair is as greasy as a McDonald's happy meal. He really grates on my nerves because he never pays for his bus fare and just says " I'll just get a ticket at the station." Today was different though, today HIS SMARTRIDER ACTUALLY WORKED . When this happened I was listening to some music and I didn’t hear the normal ‘I’ll just get a ticket at the station’ In fact I didn’t hear anything. You could argue that it was because I was listening to music that I didn’t hear anything but JUST LET ME BE HAPPY FOR THE GOD-DAMN MAN OKAY, PLEASE.
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DELTARUNE CHAPTER 5 LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 LETS GO DELTARUNE IN 14 DAYSS HELLL YEEEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHĦHHHHHHHHHH 
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Wasabi Satchet

  For a couple days there was a sachet of wasabi, y’know the ones you find when you buy store bought sushi, at my bus stop. It was just lying there abandoned and I’m sure I speak for a lot of people when I say this but sometimes, I feel like that wasabi sachet. Just sitting there, abandoned while the world moves on to fast for me to catch up. To commemorate this packet of wasabi, which of by the time I wrote this had been picked up (whether by a human or something else we will never know) I wrote a poem. _________________________________________________ The wasabi sachet Oh, wasabi sachet Sitting there day after day Constantly alone If only any one had known You would have probably been brought home ___________________________________________________ Thank you for reading this far have a lovely day ;) If you look at the posts  you will see I put this there too.      
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